Scored for Baritone/Narrator and Ensemble this humerous work takes its texts from various sources including internet spam!Baritone Voice/NarratorFluteOboeClarinetBassClarinetBassoonFrench HornTrumpetTrombone2 PercussionistsPiano and Keyboard SamplerViolin 1Violin 2ViolaCelloDoubleBass 

Conductor's Score-Now the best-selling band method is even better! Book 1 for absolute beginners includes a start-up video and much much more all on CD-ROM.Features:Same great Essential Elements 2000 method!15-minute video/?super lesson? for learning the basicsPlay-along mp3* tracks for all 185 exercises (featuring a professional player on your instrument)Tempo Adjustment SoftwareDuets and TriosMusic Listening LibrarySmartMusic® Software for Exercises 1-100 (for use on PC/Mac) - practice record and email a performance with on-screen assessment